Worst Summer Ever

... My name is Falco Peregrina, and this is the worst summer of my life.

--- I came home to Cleveland just to see the Cavs win the NBA Championship
--- Cavs swept through the first two rounds, but lost when I came home.
--- I didn't get an internship in Cleveland that would have given me a lot of money.
--- I have been broke almost this entire summer.
--- I haven't hung out that much at all
--- I waste my life watching TV all day every day
--- I couldn't get a job, except working as a cleaner
--- My job is a franchise that just started so I have yet to get paid besides $70 that I used to buy a roundtrip to go to my friend's wedding.
--- Accidentally committed to going through the ordination process of the UMC
--- I am away from all my best friends
--- I went MRI, and almost enjoyed but because of a basketball game in which my cousin told people to double-team me which made me look really bad and an apathetic disciplinary action made it a horrible experience. (Long story)
--- I preached a superficial message, though it came out well.
--- The Cedar Point trip that I set up started with a possible guess list of 10 people, then I shot for 8, then it fell to 6, and after some people declined or unknowingly made other plans for that day, it fell from a possible 6 to 2 in only a couple of days. It was to be the crown jewel of my summer, but now its a mire memory. Not to mention it's tomorrow and the only other person might drop out too.
--- I went back to Chicago to see Rach before she left but because I had a lunch after church with a friend I missed Rachel by like a couple of minutes to see her off to the airport.
--- Irritated with the theological conversations I have with my nephews' father.
--- I haven't been working out as much as I wanted to.
--- I couldn't find a good enough apartment for me and my new roommates.
--- Spiritual apathy experienced throughout this summer.
--- My basketball skill looked worst than ever before.
--- I accidentally joined a choir, again.
--- I lied to a really close friend.
--- AND Michael Jackson died, which really sucks!!!